Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...
- Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
- Tesco Condoms - every little helps
- Nike Condoms - Just do it.
- Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
- Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
- KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
- Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
- Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
- Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
- Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
- Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
- Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
- Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
- Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
- FCUK condoms - no comment required.
- Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
- Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
- Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
- Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
- Renault condoms - size really does matter!
- Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
- Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
- Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!(Eeeuww!!.....)
- Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
- Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
- AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
- Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
- Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
- The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart
No comments:
Post a Comment